黑段子之写手之死

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王二是一个网络写手。做他们这行想要赚到钱,必须保证天天都稳固地更新,否则之前做的一切都要付诸东流。,这天,王二写的那本小说已经到了该上架的时刻,编辑给他发新闻,让他今天多更新一点儿。,王二欣然准许:没上架之前他能保证天天三更,既然今天上架,那就发作一下,五更!,从早上起来王二就最先忙活,构想、码字,然则他的状态不佳,写了一上午愣是没有写完一章。,王二着急起来,他以为自己今天有些倒霉。, ,中午吃完饭,王二设计出去散散心,就走到了护城河畔。这时,一个算命的瞥见了他,对着他摇头,叹了口吻,说:“小伙子,只怕你活不长了。”,王二心想这骗子的手法还没他小说里的人物高明呢,就没搭理他,转身回了家,然后坐在电脑前最先码字。,整整一下昼,王二只更新了两章,吃过饭以后才委屈完成了第三更。,就在王二把第三更上传以后,突然看到自己背后泛起了一个拿着镰刀的恶鬼,他被吓得一下子坐到了地上。,“阎王爷让我来取你的命。”谁人恶鬼悠悠地启齿。,王二心里“咯噔”一下,看来谁人羽士不是在骗他。他心如死灰,心想横竖自己都要死了,不如完成准许读者的五更,于是对谁人恶鬼讨情道:“我是个网络写手,今天准许读者有五章更新,现在才完成三更,能让我把剩下的两更完成再带我走吗?”,谁知道那恶鬼听了王二的话,二话没说,挥起镰刀就把他给杀死了。,看着倒在地上的王二,那恶鬼一脸无奈地说:“对不住了兄弟,原本让你多活一会儿也无所谓。但你都这么说了,我就得赶快带你走——阎王让你三更死,谁敢留你到五更啊!”, ,Introduce:Wang Er is a network keeps a hand. Do them this wants gain money all right, must assure to be updated steadily everyday, otherwise before everything what do wants all one's efforts wasted. This day, that novel that Wang Er writes had arrived on this when wearing, the editor sends a message to him, make him much today update a bit. Wang Erxin agrees like that: Did not go up before wearing, he can assure everyday 3 more, since be worn on today, that erupts, the five watches of the night! Rise from in the morning Wang Er begins to work, word of conception, code, but his condition not beautiful, wrote be stupefied one morning is to did not write one rule. Wang Er is anxious rise, he feels he is a little hapless today. Eat a meal midday, wang Er plans to go out to come loose beguilement, go to the side of moat. At this moment, of a fortune-telling saw him, shake his head to him, sighed, say: "Boy, be afraid of your will not make old bones only. " the trick that king disloyalty misses this cheater still does not have him the person in the novel is wise, did not respond him, face about returned the home, sit before computer to begin to pile up a word next. Full one afternoon, wang Er replaced two regulations only, after eating a meal, ability reluctance was finished the 3rd more. Be in Wang Er the 3rd more after uploading, see oneself appeared rear suddenly a cacodaemon that taking hook, he is frightened so that sit to the ground at a draught. "Hades father lets me take your lot. " ground of that cacodaemon leisurely starts to talk. In king disloyalty " click " , look that Taoism priest is not to cheating him. His heart is like dead ash, the heart thinks anyway oneself want dead, be inferior to finishing the five watches of the night that promises a reader, beg for leniency to that cacodaemon then: "I am a network keep a hand, promise a reader to 5 chapters are updated today, just finish now 3 more, can you let me what remain two more finish take away me again? " if who knew that cacodaemon to listen to Wang Er, demur did not say, the hook since brandish gives him killed. Look at the Wang Er that go up, one face says that cacodaemon helplessly: "To living brother, make you much vividder also be indifferent to a little while originally. But you so said, I have to take away you rapidly —— Hades lets you 3 deader, who dare leave you to the five watches of the night! Who dare leave you to the five watches of the night!! ,

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