“哈哈，哈哈！”行驶在马路上的汽车一会左一会右的胡乱的开着，坐在后方的小美妈和小美的心里可都是悬着的呢！,“孩子他爸，你慢点开，喝点酒就发狂了啊！”小美妈有些气恼的在后方提醒道，虽然今天是个好日子。,“是啊，爸，要是被交警发现了，可就穷苦了。”小美也担忧道。,坐在前方驾驶位置上的老张乐呵道，“哈哈，我这心里头喜悦啊，喜悦，女儿终于要嫁人了，哈哈，以后有了李老板这个亲家，别说是酒驾了，就算是不小心撞到人，也不会咋样的啊，哈哈哈哈哈！”,话说小美，不久前被本市的豪富豪李老板的独生子给看中了，便一直在牢牢的追求，晚上两家人聚到了一起吃了顿订亲饭，事情便就这么定了下来，对于通俗人家来说，这无疑是天上掉下来的大馅饼啊，老张现在就算是做梦，都市笑作声来的。,“呜，呜…”车子依旧毫无忌惮的胡乱开在马路上，“哈哈，找了个豪富豪做亲家，哈哈，哈哈哈哈！”,就在马路拐角的地方，“刹！”突然冲过来一辆大货车，在惯性的作用下，车子照样往前冲了已往。,“啊！”,“啊！”,“啊！”,马上惨不忍睹的车祸场景发生了，不久，救护车便赶来。,“砰！砰！砰！”,手术室里，医生额头上的汗珠滴滴坠落，许久，“嘀嘀，嘀嘀…”心跳器上已经没有了生命的迹象。,“哎！”,医生最终无奈的住手了动作，“午夜十二点整，伤者救治无效殒命。”,一家三口的遗体躺在病床上，被盖上了白布，正要被推进太平间的时刻，“呼，呼 ！”,太平间里莫名的卷起了一阵狂风，白布被掀翻了开来，医生大惊，“怎么回事，好端端的，怎么会卷起大风？”,片晌，风暂停了，“咳咳，咳咳！”,医生吓得傻了，躺在病床上的遗体竟然发出了咳嗽声，肢体动了起来，“啊！啊！鬼，鬼啊！”,“咦，我，我怎么会在这里，爸，妈！”,“咳咳，小美，孩子妈，咱们怎么会在这里？”,严肃的检查着眼前的三小我私人，医生额头上的冷汗滴滴落下，好半天才缓了过来，“事业，事业啊，简直就是事业，你们竟然死而复生了，真是太神奇了。”,一家三口劫后事业般的重生了，喜悦的在饭馆庆祝了一番，“哈哈，看来咱们一家真是太有福气了，自从交上了李老板这个亲家，真是福从天降啊，哈哈哈哈！”, ,“是啊，小美啊，李老板可是咱们家的朱紫啊，我和你爸都盼着你早点嫁到李家呢！哈哈哈哈！”,“吱呀！”一声，包厢的门被打开了，“你们好，给你们上菜了！”,服务员端着菜肴走了进来，“请慢用！”,“呕，呕！”,午夜，一家三口突然止不住的吐逆了起来，“小美，你肚子也不恬静？”,“是啊，爸，似乎吃错器械了，这味道着实是太恶心了！”小美感受十分恶心道。,“对啊，一定是那家饭馆器械不清洁！”,经由一番检查，一家人都张大了嘴巴，他们竟然吃了老鼠肉，饭馆也被检查关门了。,终于，迎来了小美一家最喜悦的日子，小美和李令郎娶亲了。,晚上。,“小美，我爱你！”,“阿勇，我也爱你！”,午夜十二点。,李令郎感受喉咙一阵干燥，便起身端起水杯喝水，“咕噜咕噜咕噜，哈！”总算感受好了许多。,无意间瞥向了一旁熟睡的小美时，“啊！”,尖叫之余，手中的水杯摔碎在了地上，“哐咚！”,小美被惊醒了过来，“阿勇，你，你怎么了？”,“啊！啊！你，你，走，走开啊！”阿勇吓得大叫。,“阿勇，怎么了，发生什么事情了？”小美十分不解道。,阿勇恐慌的指着小美，“你，你，你…”容貌十分的恐惧，似乎是看到了什么十分畏惧的器械。,“我，我，我怎么了？”小美十分新鲜，来到了镜子前，当镜子里的情景映入眼前的时刻，她瞳孔放大了许多倍。,“啊！”,尖啼声是小美发出的，“怎么会这样，怎么会？我怎么酿成了啊！啊！啊！”, ,仅仅一天的时间，小美的婚姻便竣事了，谁都不明了，洞房花烛夜里到底发生了什么。,幽静的午夜。,“爸，到你了！”,“老头子，你快点啊！”,一家三口围在一起打麻将，小美和妈妈敦促着一旁犹豫的老张。,“我饿了，让我吃点！”说着，老张从旁边的米袋里随手抓出一把大米往嘴里塞着，“嘎吱，嘎吱！”,“哎，看的我们都饿了，老头子给我点！”,“爸，我也饿了！”,老张又随手抓了把大米递了已往，“好了，白板！”,“哈哈哈！”,“哈哈哈！”,没想到一炮双响，小美和妈妈都开牌了，“哈哈！”,“咚咚咚！咚咚咚！”,这时，溘然响起了一阵敲门声，小美一家人本能的哆嗦了一下，吓得不敢转动。,“会是谁啊？老头子。”,老张吓得摇了摇头，“咚咚咚！咚咚咚！”,敲门声依旧继续，“老丈人啊，老丈人，我是你的女婿啊！快开门啊！”,“李令郎？”,老张喜悦的跑去开门，“吱呀！”一声门被打开了，“额？”老张吓得一愣，额头上冷汗直冒。,“哈哈，老丈人，我是你女婿，今天是来迎亲的啊！哈哈！”门外，竟然站着一只大老鼠！,穿着喜庆的红衣服，戴着红帽子，后面是成群的迎亲的老鼠。,“爸，谁啊？啊！”阿美吓了一跳。,“哈哈，妻子，我是你男子啊，哈哈！”眼前的老鼠笑的十分诡异。,客厅里气氛十分的严肃，“老丈人啊，你可不要遗忘了啊，你们的命可都是我给的啊，你们一家本活该去，要不是我用了三千年功力的还魂珠将你们一家三口救回来的话，你们早就去阎罗殿报到了。”坐在沙发上的老鼠一本正经道，不时朝一旁的小美瞥一眼，眼里露出坏笑。,“可，可是……”,“呵呵，老丈人啊，现在你们一家子都酿成了和咱们一样了，都是老鼠了，另有区别吗？你们女儿虽然当不了人世的富婆，不外在鼠界，她就是皇后，我会好好疼爱她的！”老鼠正经道。,一听这话，老张嘴里露出了笑意，“好吧！你可要好好疼爱的瑰宝女儿啊，哈哈，那是不是，我就是国丈了啊，就是在鼠界啊！”,“哈哈，对对，就是这样的，老丈人，哈哈哈！”,“哈哈，皇后，皇后，我是皇后了！”小美兴奋的跳了起来，赶快来到了梳妆台前服装起来。,镜子里已经不是昔日娇丽的容颜，换成了诡异恐怖的老鼠脸，不外依旧可以看到那发从心底的笑容，她兴奋的服装着这张脸。,“娶新娘，娶新娘，娶新娘了！”,午夜的马路上，诡异的泛起了一群迎亲的老鼠队伍。,午夜十二点。,是子时，也是一天阴气最重的时刻，此时正是昼伏夜出的老鼠最活跃的时刻，更是任何鬼魅事情发生的大好时机。, ,Introduce:"Ha, ha! " travel is in the car on the driveway a little while left a little while a right careless move, can be in the heart that takes in rear small beautiful Mom and small beauty hanging! "The child his pa, you leave bit slower, the wine that drink a dot went mad! " small beautiful Mom has some of chafe in rear remind, although today is a wedding day. "Be, pa, if was discovered by the policeman, can bother. " small beautiful anxious also line. Sit forwardly drives locally old Zhang Le is breathed out, "Ha, within of my this heart is glad, glad, the daughter should marry a person eventually, ha, had later plum boss this relatives by marriage, nevering mention it is wine was driven, it is strike a person not carefully, also won't how of appearance ah, hahahahaha! " the word says small beauty, not long ago by this city millionaire plum the boss' singleton gives took a fancy to, be in all the time closely pursuit, two family got together to eat to be engaged suddenly together in the evening meal, thing so decided come down, to Everyman home, this is the big pasty that the sky falls down undoubtedly, laozhang is now daydream, can laugh at phonate come. " , … " what the car is without dread as before is careless leave to go up in the driveway, "Ha, looked for a millionaire to do relatives by marriage, ha, hahahaha! " be in the place of street corner, "Buddhist templeput on the brakes! " develop an old freight car suddenly, below inertial action, the car still developed the past forth. "Ah! " " ah! " " ah! " immediately horrible traffic accident setting happened, before long, the ambulance comes. "Phut! Phut! Phut! " in surgery, the sweat on doctor forehead bead drop drop falls, for a long time, "Di Di, di Di … " heartbeat implement the sign that attended to had done not have life. "Hey! " the doctor is final and helpless suspended an action, "Midnight 12 o'clock sharp, cure of the person that hurt is invalid die. " a 3 body lies on sickbed, was gotten on by the lid calico, when wanting mortuary be drivinged, "Breathe out, breathe out! " furled ineffably in mortuary flaw, calico was thrown come, doctor big Jing, "How to return a responsibility, of when everything is all right, how can you furl fresh gale? " a short while, wind is overblown, "Cough, cough! " the doctor is frightened foolishly, the body that lies on sickbed gave out cough sound actually, limbs was moved rise, "Ah! Ah! Ghost, ghost! " " well, i, how can I be here, pa, mom! " " cough, small beauty, child Mom, how can we be here? " examining 3 people before gravely, the cold sweat drop on doctor forehead is drippy below, good half talent delay come over, "Miracle, miracle, it is a miracle simply, you actually rise again, be too magical really,
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