黑段子之遥控器

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姜丽丽从小就娇生惯养,饭来张口、衣来伸手,长大后成了一个尺度的懒虫。所幸,她嫁了一个好老公,里里外外的事儿全包了。,然而,老公的辛勤并不能令姜丽丽知足,她经常对老公发号施令,指使他干这干那。于是老公送了她一个恰如其分的外号:遥控器。,突然有一天,“遥控器”没有吸收工具了:姜丽丽的老公出车祸死了。,人最难改的就是习惯。姜丽丽一时半会儿改不了指使老公的习惯,虽然老公不在了,她照样经常情不自禁地冲着空屋子喊:“喂,快把苹果洗了端过来!”“快把……”,另一个使姜丽丽得以保持习惯的缘故原由很诡异:她的每一次“遥控指挥”都获得了响应——她要什么器械,那器械就会被送到她的手边,似乎她老公仍然在世一样。, ,姜丽丽既惊讶又感动,她信托这是由于老公太爱她了,以是死后阴魂不散,一直留在世间照顾自己。,她想见老公一面,哪怕是老公的幽灵。于是,她学习了招鬼术,在家里招起了鬼。,鬼被招来了,但出乎意料的是她招来的不是一个,而是一群。而且其中没有一个像她的老公,都是青面獠牙、腐朽不堪的恶鬼。,姜丽丽有些畏惧,但照样壮着胆子问道:“我老公怎么没来?”,其中一个鬼用嘶哑的声音回覆:“它被我们关了起来,来不了了。”,“为什么?”姜丽丽问道。,“都怪你不分时刻地乱发指令,而它又是个应声虫,你一指挥它就从墓穴中冲出来。一天到晚不知道要折腾几回,闹得我们都没法休息了!”,姜丽丽明了了老公被关的缘故原由,但她转念一想,又问道:“那你们怎么来了?”,适才语言的鬼笑了:“固然是来带你去见你的老公呀,这样你不用‘遥控’了,它也不会再折腾了。”, ,Introduce:Jiang Lili as a child with respect to coddle since childhood, the meal comes dehisce, clothes will stretch one's hand, grown epigenesis the lazy bug of a standard. Be Ied hope, she was married a good husband, the thing of outside and in was wrapped completely. However, the hardship of husband can not make Jiang Lili satisfactory, she often issues orders to husband, incite him to do this to do that. Then husband sent her the byname of an appropriate: Remote controller. Abrupt one day, "Remote controller " did not receive a boy or girl friend: Traffic accident of old be away on official business died. What the person changes the hardest is a habit. Jiang Lili is met partly temporarily the habit that cannot change to incite Laogong, although husband be dead, she often still is developing empty house in spite of oneself to cry: "Hello, washed the apple quickly end comes over! " " fast …… " another reason that makes Jiang Lili is able to hold a convention is very weird: Her every time " remote control is directed " got she wants what thing response —— , that thing can be sent her at hand, as if her husband is living still and same. Jiang Lili is touched again amazedly already, she believes because husband loves her too,this is, the soul after dying so does not come loose, stay in all the time worldly take care of oneself. One side of her infer husband, even if be the soul of husband. Then, she learned action ghost skill, sinister plot had in the action in the home. Ghost was drawn on, but of unexpected is her those who speak is not, however a flock of. And among them the husband that neither one resembles her, it is green-faced and long-toothed-terrifying in appearance, extremely decayed cacodaemon. Jiang Lili some fear, but strong still nerve asks: "How didn't my husband come? " among them a ghost replies with hoarse voice: "It was closed to rise by us, come not know clearly. " " why? " Jiang Lili asks. "Blame you not to divide moment ground tousle to dictate, and it is a yesman, you direct it to rush from inside coffin pit. From morning till night does not know to want turn from side to side a few times, be troubled by so that we did not have a law to rest! " the reason that Jiang Lili understood to husband is closed, but her think better of thinks, ask again: "How did you come then? " the ghost that a moment ago talked laughed: "Be the husband that will take you to see you of course, such you need not ' remote control ' , it also won't again do sth over and over again. It also won't again do sth over and over again.. ,

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