我想,大家都有半夜上厕所的经历吧?半夜上厕所也有禁忌。
1.不能长时间注视着镜子,如果你注视镜子的时间超过一分钟以上的话......那镜子里的你的脸上将会涂满血,并且明天你会莫名奇妙地被一个穿黑衣人(鬼?)用刀划伤脸。
2.在大便时不能想到鬼,否则你会感到有什么东西在摸你的屁股,如果你想逃地话门打不开,马桶里会伸出一只苍白的手,把你给拖进马桶。
3.(这是关于男性的,女性无所谓)在尿尿时不能说鬼,我也不知道为什么,如果说了的话,马桶里会伸出一只绿色的拿着刀的手,把你的生殖器给割掉(听起来够那个的),然后捅进你的心窝。
4.(这是关于女性的,男性无所谓)在厕所里的时候不能长时间看着天花板,不然地话天花板里会伸出两只沾满血的手,抓住你的胸部或腰(这一定是个色鬼),把你给强行拉上去。
5.不能在半夜十二点十二分上厕所,不然的话在明天晚上十二点十分你会自动起床进卫生间......你的尸体将会被人在马桶里发现,并且脸被撕掉,全身裸露。
我就说五点,多的不说,否则大家就不敢上厕所了。
Introduce:I think, does everybody have the experience of the toilet on midnight? The toilet on midnight also has contraindication. 1. Cannot look attentively at a mirror for long, if you watch specular time,exceed the word of a minute of above. . . . . . Your facial admiral in that mirror can besmear full blood, be and will be you met tomorrow worn ineffable and wonderfully by black clothes person (ghost? ) face of the cut that use a knife. 2. Ghost cannot think of when defecate, otherwise you can feel have the buttock that what thing is feeling you, if you want to escape,ground word door cannot be opened, the meeting in closestool reachs a pale hand, give you procrastinate into closestool. 3. (this is about the male, the female is indifferent to) ghost cannot say when uric make water, I also do not know why, if said, the meeting in closestool reachs the taking a knife hand of a green, give your genital cut off (sound enough that) , next the heart check that disclose receives you. 4. (this is about the female, the male is indifferent to) in the toilet when cannot look at the ceiling for long, the meeting in otherwise word ceiling reachs two hands that are stained with blood, the breast that grabs you or waist (this is a goat certainly) , give you pull forcibly. 5. Cannot go up 12:12 in midnight toilet, be in otherwise tomorrow night you can get up automatically 12:10 into toilet. . . . . . Your body will be discovered in closestool, and face by rip off, the whole body is nude. I say at 5 o'clock, much do not say, otherwise everybody dare not go up toilet.
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