三十年前的一天上午，一位姓董的老师走进祥云照相馆，来到开票处，跟开票的同志说：“同志，我要照小一寸的相片，能不能在三天之内洗出来？”
“你干吗那么急？”
“因为我有急用。”
“为什么不早一天来。”
“我是昨天接到通知的，要参加民办教师转正考试，先要相片，家里没有，急着赶来里了，请你帮帮忙。”
“那你得多交钱，才能提前取照片。”
“行！”
董老师拿着发票走进摄影室，将发票交到摄影师黄师傅的手中，对方接过发票，做好了登记，将发票交到董老师的手中说：“这个不能弄丢了，这是取照片的凭证。”
董老师来到照相的地方坐着，黄师傅来到他的跟前，拉开灯，调好灯光后，回到摄像机旁，打开摄像机的开关，调焦距时，他大吃一惊，董老师先是坐的好好的，突然间变成了一个疼苦万状，呲牙咧嘴的人。
黄师傅调过头看董老师是不是突然犯病了。一看董老师坐在那里好好的，说了一句：“你别动！”
“我知道。师傅，刚才您在摆弄相机时，有个无影人挤走了我的座位。”
“你别胡说！坐好。”
黄师傅又回到摄像机旁边，一看摄像机的窗口，再一次傻眼了，董老师先是坐的好好的，突然间又变成了疼苦万状、呲牙咧嘴的人。
黄师傅再次调头看董老师，董老师又坐到凳子上。董老师说“师傅，好像有人不让我照相。将我挤下了凳子”
“你别胡思乱想，坐好别动，开始照相。”
摄像师的目光移到摄像机的窗口，董老师仍坐得好好的，就在要按下快门时，人再次不见了，换上来的是疼苦万状、呲牙咧嘴的人。
“师傅，又有无影的人将我挤下了这凳子。”
“你喊什么？坐好。”
黄师傅的目光仍摄影机的窗口上，董老师又喊：“我又被人挤下了凳子。”黄师傅这次从摄像窗口看到了痛苦万分、呲牙咧嘴的人。他和董老师同时说出：“这相没法照了。”
黄师傅干摄影工作二十年有余，从来没有碰到今天这种事，他想：不管怎样，自己得抓紧时间拍照，完成拍照的工作。
“你给我坐好，我看着你，看谁将你挤下凳子。”他看了一下摄像机的窗口，见董老师坐的好好的，镜头中出现的是董老师，立即按下了快门。
黄师傅终于松了一口气。
第四天下午，董老师的侄子来到祥云照相馆要取走叔叔的照片，他告诉工作人员：“昨天上午，我的叔叔步行来县城取照片，在来县城的山路上，见一群马蜂向一个孩子追来，叔叔几步追到小孩身边，将孩子按倒在地，死死地护住孩子，马蜂就找叔叔出气，在脑袋上一下子嗤了三十多口，等到有人路过，将我的叔叔送到县医院抢救，没有抢救过来。我的叔叔离开了人世，现在可不能将相片留在照相馆里。”
就在这时黄师傅也在场，说：“那天给董老师照相，真是活见鬼了，前三次没有办法按快门，因为照相机里面显示的另一个人，第四次才好不容易按下快门，洗出来的照片却不是他，是另外一个人，面相很吓人的，真难看的。”
董老师的侄儿取出照片一看，吃了一惊，说：“这就是我叔父死后的面相，真是怪了，你怎么给一个大活人照相，竟然照成死后的像？”
“我也弄不明白是怎么回事？当时按下快门时，是董老师的像，洗出来的照片却变了。我很困惑！”
Introduce:A day 30 years ago morning, a surname direct the teacher walks into auspicious cloud photo studio, will to make out an invoice be in, the comrade that follows make out an invoice says: "Comrade, I should be illuminated small a inch photo, can you be in 3 wash in the day come out? " " do you do what so urgent? " " have urgent need because of me. " " why not early one day comes. " " I received an announcement yesterday, should attend teacher of run by the local people to become a full member exam, want photo first, do not have in the home, rapid move comes in, ask you to help. " " then you must make money more, ability takes a picture ahead of schedule. " " row! " Mr. Dong is taking bill to walk into photography room, pay bill in the hand of cameraman yellow master, the other side has received bill, had done register, pay bill in the hand of Mr. Dong to say: "This cannot be lost, this is the evidence that takes a picture. " Mr. Dong will to photographic place sitting, yellow master comes to him in front of, pull open the lamp, after mix up lamplight, return camera by, open the switch of camera, when focus is apart from, he is astonied, mr. Dong is first sit well, abrupt became an extremely pain suffering, the person of grin of tooth of give a talking-to. Yellow master has moved a head to see Mr. Dong is sudden have an attack of one's old illness. See Mr. Dong sit over well, said: "Are not moved! " " I know. Master, a moment ago you are moving back and forth when camera, have a place that squeezed me without shadow person. " " you fasten bullshit! Had sat. " yellow master returns camera again on the side, see the window of camera, was dumbfounded again, mr. Dong is first sit well, abrupt a person that turned tooth of extremely pain suffering, give a talking-to into grin again. Second tune sees yellow division Fu Zai Mr. Dong, mr. Dong sits to bench again. Mr. Dong says " master, be like somebody not to let me take a picture. Squeeze me left bench " " you are fastened cranky, had sat to be not moved, begin to take a picture. " the look of cameraman moves the window of camera, mr. Dong still sits well, wanting to press when shutter, the person disappeared again, changing those who come is the person of grin of tooth of extremely pain suffering, give a talking-to. "Master, again the person that does not have a shadow squeezes me left this bench. " " what do you call? Had sat. " the look of yellow master still on the window of cinematograph, mr. Dong cries again: "I was squeezed to leave bench again. " yellow master this from photograph saw anguish like the window extremely, the person of grin of tooth of give a talking-to. He speaks at the same time with Mr. Dong: "This photograph did not have a law to illuminate. " yellow master does photography to work 20 years superabundant, never come up against this is planted today thing, he thinks: Anyway, oneself must make the best of time to take a picture, complete the work that take a picture. "You had sat to me, I look at you, who to see squeeze you next bench. " the window that he saw camera, see Mr. Dong sits well, camera lens
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