我家是在苏北的农村，农闲时大家都喜欢到广场上拉呱，下面的几个故事是真实发生的，都是当事人亲身经历并讲出的，我在这里整理下供大家赏阅。
一仙家
现在虽然是社会主义但是农村都是比较信仙家的，比如黄大仙，狐大仙之类的，也有的叫不出名字的仙家，我的丈母娘就是其中之一。
由于丈母娘身体羸弱，基本上他们家去世的亲人隔三差五就光顾她，导致身体每况愈下，不得已拜了村里的一个神婆，家里现在整天供着一个画像，看不出相貌，就像一张潦草的简笔画一般。好了，闲话不多说，步入正题。
一天中午，邻居家的王大妈抱着小孙子跑到丈母娘家，一张脸挂满了忧愁，还没开口丈母娘就说：“你家孩子的事我不想过问，伤了仙家的福地，我也没有办法。”王大妈听到这又是磕头又是塞钱的，丈母娘心软，叹了口气说：“这样吧，你回家准备孩子的衣服一件，再准备两只鸡，一斗米，两刀黄纸，一炷香，我去跟仙家说说，成不成看仙家的意思了。”
当天晚上王大妈就拿着东西来到了丈母娘家，丈母娘二话不说，净手之后把香点上，冲着画像磕了几个头，嘴里念叨着什么，忽然丈母娘身子不停的抖动，几分钟之后，开口说：“你家孩子真是胆大，把我的福地浇了一泡尿，你可知那是童子尿，我正在里面修炼这一泡尿让我损了50年的道行，你可知错？”王大妈一听，立刻哭着说：“大仙你大人有大量，孩子不懂事，你就放过他吧。”“哼！要不是看着我和这位仙家有点交情的面子上，今晚我就把这娃娃收了性命！这样吧，以后你家每年都要供奉我的香火，要供50年，不可间断，否则你的子孙必定活不过20岁，你可愿意？”“愿意，愿意，谢谢大仙，不知该如何供奉？”“这个你问于老太吧，我走了，把你带来的鸡给我烧好放在神位前，再给我弄壶酒，这事就罢了。”
说完，我丈母娘又是一哆嗦，王大妈赶忙把她扶起来，丈母娘说：“你知道该怎么做了吧，要不是看在仙家的面上，你家孩子就完了，你说哪里不好撒尿，冲着坟头撒，里面的黄大仙正在修炼这一泡尿给浇的！”“是，是，他二婶啊，孩子醒了，我这就回家把黄大仙供着，真是谢谢你了，赶明儿给你拿点腊肉过来啊，那我先回去准备了。”“你去吧，记得神位的方向要向东”说来也怪，自从立上牌位以后啊，这家就风调雨顺的，还有这神位上的烧鸡和酒一夜就只剩骨头了，半夜啊总能听到有人在那啃东西的声音。看来这位黄大仙啊，也是一个馋嘴的主。
二黑鱼精
农忙的时候，家家户户都在场上晒稻谷，这天张大爷拿着东西就来到了场上，准备晾晒谷子。
突然头顶一下就黑了，张大爷抬头看去只见自己这场上是一片黑云笼罩，似乎要下雨，吓的老头赶紧把稻谷收起来。奇怪的是一百米之外的老李家的场上空就没有乌云，是阳光充沛啊。老张头觉得奇怪就跑去问老李：“老李啊，今天有雨吗？”“这老头，你没看这这么大的太阳啊。””“那不对啊，刚才我看到天上乌云密布的啊。”老李头抬头望去，只见自家场地上头是阳光刺眼，可是临边老张头的上空确实乌云密布。“咦？这不对啊，看这云不像是雨云啊，我看这黑滚滚的，倒像是黑雾。”老李头话刚落，只见黑云中一阵翻滚，随后一条小船似的黑鱼翻滚而出，这时，天上一道惊雷，击中了黑鱼，打落了鱼身上的鱼暨。随后黑雾散去，黑鱼摇晃着向西边的水库里落去。这场面可把老张老李吓坏了，大叫妈呀一声扭头就跑。后来听说那个黑鱼的鱼暨被胆大的人抗回家，当天晚上放在缸里好好的鱼暨，竟然化作数十条手臂粗细的黑鱼。这家人吓的赶紧抬到西边的水库放生了。听说啊，后来在西边水库边放羊的老是莫名其妙的丢羊，据说是水里的黑鱼精把羊吃了。
三王八精
这些是我在舅舅家住的时候，晚上乘凉的时候他讲的，舅舅家在农村，江南水乡，很多池塘啊河啊什么的，所以有很多以捕捞为工作的人。有一种人是专门抓鳖的，也就是王八，我们那叫“打团鱼（王八）的”。他们用的工具很奇怪，很长的鱼线，一头是铁球，铁球下面是一排钩子，平时就经常能见到他们在水边走动，把球甩来甩去的，口里絮絮叨叨得念。王八在我们那是比较少见的，但是他们每天都能有收获，可惜那时候王八也卖的不贵，所以赚不到几个钱。舅舅是高中毕业，在农村算个知识分子，所以这些东西他也会一些，据说念的是招团鱼的咒，每天出门之前还要念隐身咒，这样精怪就看不到自己。舅舅家旁边有一个人，他是专门打团鱼的，大家叫他建哥，每天就忙活这事，偶尔也抓蛇，我要说的就是他的一件事。那天健哥一早收拾东西去水库“干活”，招出了一只非常大的团鱼，据说有几十斤，但是由于喝了点酒，没打中，只把团鱼的裙边（也就是壳边缘的皮）钩了一块下来，让团鱼跑了。然后一天就没有招到第二只团鱼。晚上回到家听他老婆讲起一件事情，他很是捏了一把汗。她说她今天在浇菜，遇到一个打扮很耀眼的女人，当时农村都很穷，很少见到那种妖艳的衣服，那个女人问她有没有见到一个穿红汗衫的打团鱼的人，大概1米8左右（说的就是健哥）……幸好他老婆很镇定，说“我们这个村没有打团鱼的，你去别的村看看吧”，那个女的临走的时候还说了一句“哦，他把我妹妹的裙子扯烂了，我要去找他赔。”德哥听了之后被吓懵了，才想起来早上喝了点酒忘记念隐身咒就出去了……
Introduce:My home is the country in North Jiangsu, the everybody when slack season likes to pull Gu to square, a few tales below are true happen, it is personal experience tells party go out, I arrange next offerring here everybody is admired read. Home of one celestial being now although be socialism but the country is to believe celestial being home quite, for instance Huang Daxian, of Hu Daxian and so on, also the celestial being home that some not calling that give a name, my mother-in-law is among them one of. Because mother-in-law body is frail, basically the family member that their home dies lies between 3 difference 5 with respect to patronage she, bring about body go from bad to worse, did obeisance to a sorceress of the village act against one's will, in the home offerring a picture all the day now, do not look to give appearance, illegible like a piece brief strokes is general. Good, claver does not say more, enter subject. A day midday, the king aunt of neighbour home is holding small grandchildren in the arms to run to mother-in-law home, a piece of face is hanged full depressed, still do not have mouth mother-in-law to say: "I do not consider the issue of your home child bother about, hurt the blessing ground of celestial being home, I also do not have method. " king aunt hears this is kowtow be money of a place of strategic importance, mother-in-law is softhearted, sighed to say: "Such, the dress of child of your preparation coming home, prepare two chicken again, pipeful rice, two knives yellow paper, wick sweet, I go saying with celestial being home, the meaning that does not become home seeing celestial being. " king aunt was taking a thing to come to mother-in-law home in the evening that day, mother-in-law demur does not say, get on sweet dot after relieve oneself, strong picture knock a few build, the talk about again and again in the mouth is worn what, suddenly mother-in-law body shakes ceaselessly, after a few minutes, the mouth says: "Your home child is really audacious, the blessing ground me irrigated one bubble make water, you are knowable that is boy make water, I am repairing refine inside make water of this one bubble allows my damage line of 50 years goes, are you knowable wrong? " king aunt listens, crying to say immediately: "Your adult has big celestial being a large number of, the child is not sensible, you let off him. " " hum! If it were not for looks at home of I and this celestial being to hand in the face of affection to go up a bit, I received this baby tonight life! Such, later your home wants consecrate every year my burning incense, want to offer 50 years, cannot discontinuous, otherwise sure work does not cross your descendants 20 years old, can you be willing? " " be willing, be willing, thank big celestial being, do not know this how consecrate? " " this you ask at the old lady, I went, the chicken that brings you has been burned to me put in the god before, get crock alcoholic drink to me again, this thing stopped. " say, my mother-in-law is one shiver, king aunt hastens come to her uprear, mother-in-law says: "You knew how to should be done, if it were not for sees the face that is in celestial being home, your home child was over, you say where is bad piddle, strong grace mound is scattered, the Huang Daxian inside is repairing refine make water of this one bubble gives those who irrigate!
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