美女激情
晚上七点，张大华一边擦他那双已经可以照见人影的皮鞋，一边吩咐小逑弟兄俩：“做事利索点，要长眼睛，可千万不能被人看见了！”“华哥您就安心出去见美女吧，晚点回来哦。”小逑弟兄俩一边应着，一边偷笑。
小逑嘴里的美女，是张大华刚认识不久的姑娘小慧。那是十天前的夜晚，那天下着倾盆大雨，张大华在值班。当时，一个身影出现在监控器内，是一个年轻的姑娘，她没打伞，就在小区空地晃来晃去。身为保安队长，张大华赶紧打了伞过去问情况。姑娘说她叫小慧，昨天才搬进这个小区，今天白天出去，回来居然找不到自己住的那栋楼了。
张大华不禁哑然失笑，真是个糊涂姑娘。把姑娘送到楼下后，他嘱咐她回去赶快煮点姜汤喝，姑娘感激地上楼了。没想到第二天，小慧就约张大华出来喝茶，表示谢意。在绿缘咖啡厅内，小慧已经等在那里了。她冲张大华甜甜一笑，张大华的心不禁轻轻悸动了一下。咖啡很快喝完了，小慧将头靠在张大华的肩上，在小区外面一圈又一圈地闲逛着，始终不提回去的事。张大华终于灵机一动，说：“你累不累？要不到我那坐坐？”
没想到小慧并没有异议，这让张大华心中不禁暗喜——幸福来得太突然了。可是，到了出租屋门外，他才发现自己居然忘了带钥匙。美女在身边，火在身上，门却打不开，张大华气得用脚踢了一下门，意外的是，隔壁的门居然开了。
隔壁是小逑弟兄俩租的房子，他们今天当值不会回来，门怎么没有锁？张大华不管了，反正他们也没啥值钱的玩意儿，又是自己的手下，借他们的小屋快活一下也正合适。
房间内灯光暧昧气氛旖旎，张大华搂着小慧柔软的腰肢亲吻着她的芳唇，她的腰真软啊，软得就像没有骨头一般，若不是张大华使劲抱着，他都怀疑小慧的上半身是不是会向后折下个一百八十度——可是，为什么这腰越来越软，软到张大华感觉到那里不但没有骨头，连肉都没有了？
“啊……”突然张大华惊叫一声，松开了手中的小慧。只见小慧的脸像一只漏了气的气球般迅速瘪下去，跟着连同身子也瘪了，她终于轻飘飘地贴在了地上，就如一张年画！
消失的尸体
张大华惊慌失措，如同女人般尖叫奔走，惊动了其他房客。当警察赶过来时，张大华正被一群看热闹的人围在走廊上。只见他蹲在地上，双手抱着头，嘴里喃喃地叫着有鬼。
见有警察询问，有人挤过来说：“他杀人了。”那人先用手指着蹲在地上的张大华，再指了指那间敞着门的小屋子说：“就是那里，有个女的浑身是血，已经没气了。”
当张大华被带到小逑的房门口时，他反倒没那么惊恐了，扭头对审讯的吴警官说：“不，刚才不是这样的。没有血，我没杀人，这个女的自己瘪了。”见张大华语无伦次，吴警官也有点无奈，最后只好拍了照及封锁了现场，将张大华带回了局里。
喝了三大杯温开水后，张大华终于把事情一五一十地讲了，最后他强调，他没有杀人，那个女人是自己瘪的。就在吴警官准备找个精神病医生给张大华做个精神鉴定时，却接到了一个惊人的电话，电话来自120，他们说当他们赶到现场时，那间房里根本没有什么尸体！
吴警官再次赶去那间出租屋，守在门外的警察说，从封锁现场到120来，前后一共不过十分钟，其间没有任何人进过那间屋子，而这十分钟里，不但尸体没有了，连血迹都见不到一滴！若不是照片上的尸体及邻居们的口供，让人不得不怀疑是否真的发生过命案。
对于发生的一切，吴警官一时也惊得目瞪口呆，他想起张大华的口供：他没有杀过人，那个女的是自己瘪的！
这时，吴警官接到局里电话，说有重要发现。当他赶回去时，摆在他面前的两张照片再一次让他震惊了：一张是十天前高速公路车祸现场的照片，死者是个年轻的姑娘，叫李慧。另外一张就是他今天才拍的，尽管那姑娘浑身是血，但吴警官还是一眼就看出来了──两张照片上的人，分明是同一个人，连姿势都一模一样。
难道，十天前高速公路上那起车祸不是意外而是谋杀？
保安部的奖金
经过仔细调查，吴警官终于查出了小慧出车祸的事故原因。
她的车在行驶中，右后轮漏了气，而她没有察觉，最终因为速度过快而导致了车祸，车子直冲隔离带，小慧被卡在了驾驶室内。她并不是当场死亡的，而是在半个小时后，因为失血过多而死。可是，根据小慧车内的资料显示，她的车子近期做了保养，车况良好，何以她的车轮胎会突然漏气呢？当查到小慧就居住在张大华当保安的小区时，吴警官的心随之一沉。
小逑远没有张大华所想的那么讲义气，见有警察找上门，他把张大华吩咐他们做的事一五一十地讲了。
张大华是爱尚南湖小区的保安队长，爱尚南湖是高档社区，物业管理费及停车费都很“高档”。可是，业主们虽然一个个看上去都光彩照人，但收停车费却没那么容易。尤其小区周边空地多，好多业主都不肯交一个月几百元的停车费，而是把车停在了小区外。业主不在小区内停车，保安就没有奖金，靠一个月一千多元的基本工资，实在没什么赚头。
将业主停在小区外的车划花或者放气，是张大华的首创，那些被划过车的车主见外面不安全，只好把车停回小区。如此一来，保安的奖金就有着落了。那天清晨，张大华悄悄来到一辆新越野车后面，把那车的右后车轮的气门芯给拔了下来，刚准备放气的时候，车子“啾”的一响，是车主用遥控钥匙开了车门，好在车主是从车的左方来的，没有发现蹲在右方的张大华，张大华趁机溜走了。不用说，车主就是小慧。
张大华被收押了，只是吴警官一直搞不懂，与张大华谈了十天“恋爱”的小慧，还有那天他在出租屋里看到的尸体，到底是怎么一回事？也许，这只能是个永远也解不开的谜了。
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