黑段子之暗语

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不久前,先生部署了一项有趣的课外作业:要人人学习一项稀奇的技术,好比口技、魔术或者一学生僻的语言等等。,眼看先生就要检查作业了,刘芳才想起这事。晚上,她躺在床上冥思苦想,自己该学一项什么特殊技术交差呢?突然,一阵嘁嘁嚓嚓的声音传人了她的耳中。她循着声音一看,是对铺的柳灵正坐在床上对着墙小声地念叨着什么。,刘芳的第一反映就是柳灵在演习某种语言。她眼珠一转,不如自己就随着柳灵偷学吧。想到这儿,她认真听了起来。,柳灵所说的语言并不难,翻来覆去就那么几个音节,刘芳很快就掌握了。念叨了一会儿,她有些内急,就爬起来出去上茅厕。, ,回来的路上,她还在一直地念叨,生怕给忘了。刚念了几句,走廊上突然刮起了阴风,头顶的灯闪灼起来。接着,地面融化成了沼泽,一双骷髅手伸出来,捉住了她的双脚。马上,她吓得僵在了那里。现在她才明晰,柳灵说的是招鬼的语言。刘芳悔恨不已:自己怎么学了这作死的器械!,不久,地上就钻出一个全身腐肉的鬼。它逐步地迫近刘芳,然后一把捉住了她,说道:“妻子,我可找到你了。以后我再也反面你打骂了,你别再离家出走了!”,原 来鬼把自己当成它的妻子了,刘芳长出一口吻。她想自己不如将错就错,赶忙把鬼给乱来走。于是,她装作生气,说道:“你怎么知道我在这儿?我不想理你,还不快滚!”,见状,鬼倒退了两步。刘芳不禁激动起来:自己马上就能逃过一劫了。,“我知道你在演戏。”鬼低声说道。,竟然被识破了,刘芳的心一下提到了嗓子眼儿。,“瑰宝,你适才念叨的不就是咱俩约定的暗语嘛。我一听到你念暗语,就知道你上了这个女生的身。一定是这里有危险,你才冒充生气有意赶我走的,对纰谬?”,她刚想继续和鬼周旋,鬼争先说道:“是不是有人给你施法,把你困在这个女生的身体里了?现在我就把你救出来!”说完,鬼伸出双手,一下撕开了刘芳的肚子。, ,Introduce:Not long ago, the teacher decorated an interesting homework: Want everybody to learn an extraordinary skill, for instance ventriloquial, magic or a rare language is waited a moment. Soon the teacher is about to check work, liu Fang just remembers this thing. In the evening, she lies in the think hard on the bed, what should oneself learn special skill report to the superior after accomplishing a task? Abrupt, a sound of Ca of Qi Qi Ca sends a person in her ear. Her abide is worn sound looks, the Liu Ling that is pair of shops is sitting on the bed to the wall in a low voice talk about again and again is worn what. The first reaction of Liu Fang is Liu Ling practicing some kind of language. Her eyeball turns, follow Liu Ling to learn secretly as oneself. Think of here, she listened to rise seriously. The language that Liu Ling says is not difficult, again and again so a few syllable, liu Fang mastered very quickly. Talk about again and again a little while, she inside some urgent, climb to go out to go up toilet. On the road that come back, she still is in keep talk about again and again, for fear that gives forgot. Just read aloud a few, on corridor sudden sweep evil wind, the lamp of the top of head twinkles rise. Then, the ground melted fenny, a pair of skeleton hands are extended come, held her double foot. Immediately, she is frightened so that deadlocked was in over there. She just understands now, what Liu Ling says is the language that enrols ghost. Liu Fang regrets unceasingly: How did oneself learn the thing that this looks for trouble! Before long, the spirit with a carrion all over the body is gotten on the ground. It approachs Liu Fang slowly, next take everything into one's own hands lived she, say: "Wife, I can find you. I also am on bad terms again after you quarrelled, did not run away from home again! " original spirit regards him as its wife, liu Fang grows at a heat. She thinks she is inferior to over shoes over boots, take spirit to deceive at once. Then, she pretends to get angry, say: "How do you know I am here? I do not consider reason you, return discomfort to boil! " see state, ghost went backwards two paces. Liu Fang can'ts help warming up: Oneself can have escaped to rob immediately. "I know you are in act in a play. " ghost murmurs path. Actually by get behind, liu Fang's heart mentioned voice key point. "Baby, you a moment ago of talk about again and again is not the argot of our two agreements. I hear you to read aloud argot, know you went up the body of this schoolgirl. It is here has risk certainly, you just pretend to get angry to drive me intentionally to go, right incorrect? " she just wanted to continue to mix ghost deal with, ghost first say: " somebody uses a method to you, strand you in the body of this schoolgirl? I rescue you now come! " say, ghost extends both hands, abdomen that tore apart Liu Fang. ,

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